Humor Quote by Kristin Cashore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said.”

“To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire learned positively nothing, thanked her for it specifically. "Best dungeons I ever been in," he said, chewing on a toothpick.”

“I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.”

“What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is the ceiling about to cave in on my head or something? You look like we're both on the verge of an enormous joke.”

“But that's how memory works," Bitterblue said quietly. "Things disappear without your permission, then come back again without your permission." And sometimes they came back incomplete and warped.”

“Madlen came to sit beside her on the bed. "Lady Queen," she said with her own particular brand of rough gentleness. "It is not the job of the child to protect her mother. It's the mother's job to protect the child. By allowing your mother to protect you, you gave her a gift. Do you understand me?”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.”

“Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'”

“I said hello to the poodle.”

“Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over”

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”