Humor Quote by Ronald Reagan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you're explaining, you're losing.”

“I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.”

“I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten.”

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”

“It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bones to pave his roads?”

“And...I think that's what life is all about, actually,”

“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.”

“Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.”