Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.”

“Hermione turned and beamed at Harry; her eyes, too, were full of tears.”

“So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.”

“Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore.”

“The long game was ended, the Snitch had been caught, it was time to leave the air…”

“You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”

“Tayla cursed under her breath. "I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette.”

“In Ireland, you go to someone's house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you're really just fine. She asks if you're”

“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.”

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”

“Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.”