Humor Quote by Ronald Reagan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you're explaining, you're losing.”

“I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

“How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year?”

“They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate.”

“No single thing abides; and all things are fucked up.”

“Where I come from, we're more about efficiency,' he replies. 'A knife like this'll skewer food, smear butter, and slit throats all at the same time.”

“In Ireland, you go to someone's house, and she asks you if you want a cup of tea. You say no, thank you, you're really just fine. She asks if you're”