Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before. . . . Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him. . . . If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back. . . . That he really was . . .”

“Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-”

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“Hermione was screaming again: the sound went through Harry like physical pain.”

“I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm Draco, I'm on your side!”

“Headline?" he asked.”

“Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book,”

“Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.”

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”

“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?”

“Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)”