Humor Quote by Scott Lynch — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“... It's perfect! Locke would appreciate it.”

“Locke sighed.”

“Advice," Doña Vorchenza chuckled. "Advice. The years play a sort of alchemical trick, transmuting one's mutterings to a state of respectability. Give advice at forty and you're a nag. Give it at seventy and you're a sage.”

“A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.”

“My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.”

“I’m speaking of the pursuit of excellence in all things. All things! Presence of mind and devotion to craft. A great artist has these. A great chef. A great master of tea. There’s powerful kung fu in a well-built house or an eloquent letter, but the limit of your imagination is bones breaking and bullets flying.”

“Life is All About How you Handle Plan B”

“Curiouser and curiouser.”

“It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.”

“Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!”

“Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.”

“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?”