Humor Quote by Suzy Toronto — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“This is the best night of my life," Raffy says, crying.”

“Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.”

“I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.”

“As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”

“It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.”