Humor Quote by Lewis Carroll — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

“You're thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.”

“Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'”

“One! two! and through and through”

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--”

“What does it matter where my body happens to be?' he said. 'My mind goes on working all the same.”

“Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative.”

“If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.”

“You're such a cynic," Molly said.”

“The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...”

“I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.”

“Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.”