Humor Quote by Melissa de la Cruz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Every Valentine's Day, the student council sponsered a holiday fundraiser by selling roses that would be delievered in class. The roses came in four colors:white, yellow, red, pink, and the subtleties of thier meaning were parsed and analyzed by the female population to no end. Mimi had always understood it thus:white for love, yellow for friendship, red for passion, and pink for a secret crush.”

“Kingsley nodded. 'Of course. Sophia always did say wisdom had to be earned.”

“I still love you. I will always love you, and that is all that matters. I will forgive you anything, and I will forgive you this.”

“It was the truth, and like any truth, it was powerful.”

“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”

“Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.”

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”

“What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”

“An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.”

“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.”