Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The true philosopher is a man who says "All right," and goes to sleep in his armchair.”

“He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”

“Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.”

“In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.”

“You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch?”

“There will be no yelling at people who are bleeding themselves to unconsciousness.”

“I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword.”

“I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.”

“Any fool can make a rule”

“The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.”