Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”

“I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.”

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”

“Apocalypse is a frame of mind." [Nicodemus] said then. "A belief. A surrender to inevitability. It is a despair for the future. It is the death of hope.”

“I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.”

“If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.”

“You saw my leg?”

“One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. There is no problem with changing the course of history—the course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw. All the important changes have happened before the things they were supposed to change and it all sorts itself out in the end.”

“Never attribute to malevolence what is merely due to incompetence”

“Ack!" I said.”