Humor Quote by Veronica Roth — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.”

“Can you be a girl for a few seconds?”

“May the peace of God be with you,” she says, her voice low, “even in the midst of trouble.”

“Lynn, she saved half our faction from”

“I look out the window again, taking slow, deep breaths into a body too tense to move. And as I stare out at the land, I think that this, if nothing else, is compelling evidence for my parents’ God, that our world is so massive that it is completely out of our control, that we cannot possibly be as large as we feel. -Tris Prior”

“If they told us what to believe, and we didn't come to it on our own, is it still true?”

“There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.”

“Maybe the cat has fallen into the stew, or the lettuce has frozen, or the cake has collapsed.”

“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”

“I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.”

“The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in a perfectly transcendent version in Shubert's seventh symphony. And I've rigged it up so that at exactly 7:30 every morning it falls from the ceiling onto my face.”

“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”