Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.”

“I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.”

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.”

“All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.”

“Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!”

“I hope they're in town. I want to face them!” Regin stood and brandished one of the two swords that she usually wore in sheaths crisscrossed on her back in addition to the dagger sheath she customarily wore on her forearm. "I'll lunch on their balls!”

“Look at me!”

“The door opened.”