Humor Quote by Abigail Gibbs — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.”

“Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.”

“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”

“There are these two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is water?”

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“Three be the things I shall never attain:”