Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.”

“Take off your shirt.”

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.”

“Wear that scarf," he said, pointing to a blue cashmere scarf hanging on a peg. "It matches your eyes.”

“But you hate poetry!”

“You could have fooled me. Everytime I called you, Luke said you were sick. I figured you were avoiding me. Again.”

“Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was.”

“So far Kat has been through all the Wa's she could think of, but Hale hadn't admitted to being Walter or Ward or Washington. He'd firmly denied both Warren and Waverly. Watson had prompted him to do a very bad Sherlock Holmes impersonation throughout a good portion of a train ride to Edinburgh, Scotland. And Wayne seemed so wrong she hadn't even tried.”

“Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.”

“There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.”

“You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”

“They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.”