Humor Quote by Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And when a girl comes along who has about twice the regular allowance, she too often makes a bee line for me with the love light in her eyes. I don't know how to account for it, but it is so.”

“As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.”

“What ho!" I said.”

“All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.”

“Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully.”

“CONJUGATE THIS:”

“Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it.”

“Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?”

“Gareth sucked in a breath. Hyacinth’s brother wasn’t going to make this easy on him. But that didn’t matter. He had vowed to do this right, and he would not be cowed.”