Humor Quote by Karen Marie Moning — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And Mega has a crush on Chester.”

“I love books, by the way, way more than movies. Movies tell you what to think. A good book lets you choose a few thoughts for yourself. Movies show you the pink house. A good book tells you there's a pink house and lets you paint some of the finishing touches, maybe choose the roof style,park your own car out front. My imagination has always topped anything a movie could come up with. Case in point, those darned Harry Potter movies. That was so not what that part-Veela-chick, Fleur Delacour, looked like.”

“The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.”

“Is anyone who's supposed to be dead actually dead?”

“It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.”

“It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”

“It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.”

“To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.”

“I know I'm petty and I don't care.”

“Your hair”

“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”