Humor Quote by Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What ho!" I said.”

“As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.”

“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”

“Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.”

“Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun.”

“Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.”

“I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory.”

“Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How”

“I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad -- who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.”