Humor Quote by Louise Rennison — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.”

“Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.”

“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”

“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally dropped the luggage to the floor. "How can one man have so much conditioner?”

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”

“Poirot," I said. "I have been thinking.”

“I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.”