Humor Quote by Louise Rennison — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.”

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”

“Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.”

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”

“Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.”

“Your stepfather? I'd like to meet him.”

“Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you”

“The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.”