Humor Quote by P.C. Cast — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.'”

“Here's a newsflash from the only High Preistess you have left at this dang school: Zoey isn't dead. And believe me, I know dead. I've been there, done that, and got the frickin' T-shirt." - Stevie Rae”

“Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches”

“But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.”

“See with your soul and not your eyes”

“Because you are the superhero fledgling. I’m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.”

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”

“Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“Wow. I didn’t think it was possible for him to look any more intoxicating than he already did. But a leather clad Ren standing next to the gorgeous racing motorcycle holding his helmet made my brain go numb. I had kind of a this-is-your-brain-on-drugs moment, only mine was more like a this-is-your-brain-on-seeing-Ren-in-tight-leather moment. If they’d been smart, the Ducati Company should have used him in a commercial and given him the bike for free.”

“Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.”

“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.”