Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“You look angry," he said.”

“It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -”

“Where are you going?”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”

“You have something on your neck.”

“I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets.”

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”

“Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People travelled with them.”

“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”