Humor Quote by Justin Halpern — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”

“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”

“What a refreshing mind you have, young man. There really is nothing quite like total ignorance, is there?”

“Gareth sucked in a breath. Hyacinth’s brother wasn’t going to make this easy on him. But that didn’t matter. He had vowed to do this right, and he would not be cowed.”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”

“Don't Panic.”

“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”