Humor Quote by Justin Halpern — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”

“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.”

“Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.”

“I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)”

“His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.”

“Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap.”

“What do you think dignity's all about?'”