Humor Quote by Robert Asprin, editor — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What's up?" I asked.”

“I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets.”

“I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live.”

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”

“You know, I never believed in fate until I met you... then I started thinking coincidence didn't have near so cruel a sense of humor”

“tanith: have you called the police?”