Humor Quote by Marjorie M. Liu — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.”

“The cow-shaped cookies have a beef flavoring, the turkey-shaped cookies have a poultry flavoring, and...”

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”

“And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!”

“Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully.”

“So it's true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.”