Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.”

“Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right?”

“But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!”

“If you're worried about safety, you might like to follow my example and put on that seat belt.”

“Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?”

“I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically.”

“Thus, though I dislike to differ with such a great man,”