Humor Quote by Henry Miller — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I had a microscopic eye for the blemish, for the grain of ugliness which to me constituted the sole beauty of the object.”

“Life's wildest moment---she kneels on the sidewalk. Everything else she does is lies, lies.”

“Through endless night the earth whirls toward a creation unknown...”

“Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything godlike about God, it is that. He dared to imagine everything”

“The moment one gives close attention to anything, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.”

“The moment one gives close attention to anything, even a blade of grass, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.”

“As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.”

“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”

“Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said.”

“Well finish your story anyway.”

“You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine.”