Humor Quote by Woody Allen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time.”

“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”

“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

“Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots”

“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”

“Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite”

“Bruce Wayne's parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor in the school bathroom.”

“The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.”