Humor Quote by Victoria Schwab — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Lying is easy. But it's lonely.”

“I’ve been thinking.”

“He wondered about himself (whether he was broken, or special, or better, or worse) and about other people (whether they were really all as stupid as they seemed).”

“I am Sunai,” he said. “I am holy fire. And if I have to burn the world to cleanse it, so help me, I will.”

“She cracked a smile. "So what's your poison?”

“I slept in your ashes last night.”

“Beside me, Molly rolled her shoulders in a few jerky motions and pushed at her hair in fitful little gestures. She tugged at her well-tattered skirts, and grimaced at her boots. "Can you see if there’s any mud on them?”

“I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.”

“A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.”

“An Assassin, a real Assassin, had to look like one - black clothes, hood, boots, and all. If they could wear any clothes, any disguise, then what could anyone do but spend all day in a small room with a loaded crossbow pointed at the door?”

“Halt you villains! Unhand that science!”

“Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.”