Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The reaper does not listen to the harvest.”

“Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.”

“There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”

“But is all this true?" said Brutha.”

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.”

“How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.”

“The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in being both inconvenient and asinine.”

“The more fucked up you are, the more I like you. As long as you've managed to hold onto your identity through all the shit, then it won't matter how twisted you are. I will love you more for it.”

“There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”