Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.”

“- Did you really save the world ?...”

“It bothered me that he was right. Without Sir Stuart's intervention, I'd have been dead again already.”

“Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some.”

“See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”

“Ack!" I said.”

“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”

“People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them.”

“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.”

“Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.”

“A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.”

“I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to”