Humor Quote by N.D. Stevenson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know, I never believed in fate until I met you... then I started thinking coincidence didn't have near so cruel a sense of humor”

“The more you talk about it, rehash it, rethink it, cross analyze it, debate it, respond to it, get paranoid about it, compete with it, complain about it, immortalize it, cry over it, kick it, defame it, stalk it, gossip about it, pray over it, put it down or dissect its motives it continues to rot in your brain. It is dead. It is over. It is gone. It is done. It is time to bury it because it is smelling up your life and no one wants to be near your rotted corpse of memories and decaying attitude. Be the funeral director of your life and bury that thing!”

“When in doubt, look intelligent.”

“What?" Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway.”

“The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”

“Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.”