Humor Quote by Richard Kadrey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.”

“Fuck you, angel. Fuck you and all God's little prison bitches. He slips you some cigarettes and a con job smile and you run off to do his dirty work for him. Go and scare some sinners. No one's listening to you here.”

“You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?”

“I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable.”

“Death should take me while I am in the mood.”

“Every instinct that is found in any man is in all men. The strength of the emotion may not be so overpowering, the barriers against possession not so insurmountable, the urge to accomplish the desire less keen. With some, inhibitions and urges may be neutralized by other tendencies. But with every being the primal emotions are there. All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”

“Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.”