Humor Quote by Simone Elkeles — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private.”

“I'm ready for something private, private and real”

“Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.”

“Is that your cheap way of telling me you want to kiss me?”

“When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.”

“Sometimes you have to steer away from the crowd in order to be a better person. It's not always easy, that's for sure. But it's right. And sometimes doing the right thing feels good, even if it does end up in a trip to the principal's office.”

“Heaven has no taste.”

“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)”

“Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.”

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”