Humor Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The worst decisions in life we make are always the one we make out of fear.”

“I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)”

“It's easy to look at people and make quick judgements about them, their present and their pasts, but you'd be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides. what a person shows to the world is only one tiny facet of the iceburg hidden from sight. And more often then not, it's lined with cracks and scars that go all the way to the foundation of their soul.”

“We need to gather everyone we can.”

“I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.”

“Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'”

“There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.”

“No single thing abides; and all things are fucked up.”

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

“The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.”

“This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent.”