Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.”

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.”

“And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!”

“Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?”

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

“Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.”

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”