Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day.”

“Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.”

“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”

“Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.”

“Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“She sighed, annoyed at her restlessness. “So,” she said, disrupting Wolf in another backward glance.”

“He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.”

“Pulling the chair out for me, he invited me to sit.”

“They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

“Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”