Humor Quote by A.A. Milne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.”

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.”

“Think, think, think.”

“I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”

“When I was One,”

“Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.”

“If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible.”

“Wayne: You wanna know why I really came to find you?”

“Such is the vastness of his genius that he can outwit even himself.”

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who”

“When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?”