Humor Quote by A.A. Milne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

“Some have brains, and some haven't, ... and there it is.”

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.”

“When I was One,”

“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are”

“Ronan said, "I'm always straight.”

“why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid.”

“The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.”

“Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure sixty by eighty inches, and America is the greatest country on earth. Having grown up with this in our ears, it's startling to realize that other countries have nationalistic slogans of their own, none of which are 'We're number two!”