Humor Quote by A.A. Milne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.”

“Think, think, think.”

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

“By the time it came to the edge of the Forest, the stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and, being grown-up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to do when it was younger, but moved more slowly. For it knew now where it was going, and it said to itself, “There is no hurry. We shall get there some day.” But all the little streams higher up in the Forest went this way and that, quickly, eagerly, having so much to find out before it was too late.”

“Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.”

“Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”

“This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent.”

“I called Vee.”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”