Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.”

“I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.”

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”

“I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”

“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles.”

“Apocalypse is a frame of mind." [Nicodemus] said then. "A belief. A surrender to inevitability. It is a despair for the future. It is the death of hope.”

“I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.”

“In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?”

“So you were going to rescue the Prince! Why did you pretend to run away? To deceive the Witch?”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?”

“My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.”