Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.”

“i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i?”

“Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her. His nails were black crescents. "Filthy inside and out.”

“I told you before, Jem, that you would not leave me," Will said, his bloody hand on the hilt of the dagger. " And you are still with me. When I breath, I will think of you, for without you I would have been dead years ago. When I wake up and when I sleep, when I lift up my hands to defend myself or when I lie down to die, you will be with me. You say we are born again. I say there is a river that divides the dead and the living. What I do know is that if we are born again, I will meet you in another life, if there is a river, you will wait on the shores for me to come to you, so we can cross together." Will took a deep breath and let go of the knife. He drew his hand back. The cut on his palm was already healing- the result of the half dozen iratzes on his skin. " You hear that, James Carstairs? We are bound, you and I, over the divide of death, down through whatever generations may come. Forever.”

“It was hard to live normally when you were constantly pretending you didn't see what was going on in front of your face.”

“When did you become a woman?"-Hatori”

“Amelia Bedelia," said Mrs. Rogers,”

“You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought.”

“He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.”

“You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?”

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.”