Humor Quote by Jess C. Scott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.”

“What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?”

“The brightest light casts the darkest shadow.”

“[Ever been kissed?]”

“Hypocrites get offended by the truth.”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”

“What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.”

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

“You okay?”

“I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.”

“Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.”

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”