Humor Quote by Heather Dixon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“One day, my lady." said Mr. Keeper, stepping aside and allowing her to join them, "I should hope I would be fortunate enough to see such a graceful, unearthly curtsy from you again.”

“She looked at him, his soft brown eyes and tall form, and contemplated raising herself on her toes and kissing his ear, or his cheek...”

“He's around the twist,' said Azalea. 'Breaking all the windows? He's mad.'”

“Ah, Azalea," said the King. "He's not going to be the one proposing.”

“Mr. Bradford," she said. "I'm not going to propose to you.”

“A muffled voice startled them both.”

“When I was One,”

“I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.”

“Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.”

“My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.”

“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”