Humor Quote by Heather Dixon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She looked at him, his soft brown eyes and tall form, and contemplated raising herself on her toes and kissing his ear, or his cheek...”

“A muffled voice startled them both.”

“Mr. Bradford," she said. "I'm not going to propose to you.”

“One day, my lady." said Mr. Keeper, stepping aside and allowing her to join them, "I should hope I would be fortunate enough to see such a graceful, unearthly curtsy from you again.”

“Down with tyranny!' Bramble cried. 'Aristocracy! Autocracy! Monocracy! Other ocracy things! You are outnumbered, sir!”

“Ah, Azalea," said the King. "He's not going to be the one proposing.”

“I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”

“Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?”

“Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.”

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”

“The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”