Humor Quote by Zsa Zsa Gabor — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”

“Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon—perfect.”

“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”

“It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“So what? All writers are lunatics!”

“Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?”

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”