Humor Quote by Naomi Novik — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”

“I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.”

“Is this the girl?” Kieran’s voice was very different: It sounded like waves sliding up the shore. Like warm water under pale light. It was seductive, with an edge of cold. He looked at Emma as if she were a new kind of flower, one he wasn’t sure he liked. “She’s pretty,” he said. “I didn’t think she’d be pretty. You didn’t mention it.”

“I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die.”

“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”

“Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was.”