Humor Quote by Brian Andreas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.”

“He loved her for almost everything she was & she decided that was enough to let him stay for a very long time.”

“Wanting him to come back before anyone notices part of the world has not moved since he left.”

“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.”

“I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat. ”

“I held her close for only a short time, but after she was gone, I'd see her smile on the face of a perfect stranger and I knew she would be there with me all the rest of my days.”

“I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten.”

“Peter to Austin:”

“...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”

“There's a Polar Bear”

“Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.”

“Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!”