Humor Quote by Yogi Berra — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”

“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”

“Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.”

“You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.”

“Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.”

“Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...”

“Gareth sucked in a breath. Hyacinth’s brother wasn’t going to make this easy on him. But that didn’t matter. He had vowed to do this right, and he would not be cowed.”

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”

“You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!”

“Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.”

“Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;”